Funny love letters

I have a thousand lovers

I have a thousand lovers

I have a thousand lovers and when I come home on the alley they all bend to kiss my legs… Oh, sweet daisies, pansies, gladiolus, how much I love you all because you wear the parfumes of my lover, just as I love the sky who mirrors her eyes and the night and the rain that are my accomplices in the games of love I play with her. One thousand angels seemed to carry her on their arms when I saw her for the first time and I didn’t even...

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So happy

So happy

Inside my heart nestled a sweet madness which impulse me to laugh alone and to be a daydreamer. You made me sick, you, the thief who steals my heart day after day but gives me kisses only from time to time. One day I will make you cry, 5 seconds at least, so that you will ask me a life ransom for this mistake. And I will offer it to you wrapped into a kiss which you will receive as careless as all my frivolous priceless gifts. Difficult...

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Funny statements

Funny statements

I love you with the diligence and dedication of an alcoholic loyal to his defect or I often scream at you to keep you vigilant, but I also know how to ignore you in order to give you as much as I can from that lovely independence dear to any free soul. I am wasting your money so that you can persevere as much as you can in work, patience and tolerance virtues. I overwhelm you with reproaches and curses so that I can keep your humble and self...

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You are a special girlfriend

You are a special girlfriend

There are many beautiful women on Earth but for me any woman compared to you is dust in the eyes. There are many intelligent women in the world, but for me even the simplest gestures and words of you are simply transcendental. Many women are hard working and ambitious but where your love has got nothing on this Earth will never be able to reach, not today, not tomorrow, not even when we will be able to travel among the stars. There are many...

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Your face in the sun

Your face in the sun

Sweet treasures are revealing to my eyes when you arise into my path happy and flourishing, no matter how autumnal I remain behind you, each time I find myself under your looks more heated by love than ever, because you are the sun burning into my chest, you are the rain of stars surrounding my eyes, you are the pastry sweets besides which I am floating full of sweets on my lips, you rebel wonder, if to my wishes you cannot hook-up, then into...

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